Reason #16: He Steals or Repeats Bad Jokes
I sort of doubt that Leno stole the jokes about going downhill and Bootyism as suggested in this piece. But the fact that Leno’s first night back included a joke that was also told by Mitt Romney is really all you need to know.
We really do live in two Americas. And one of them shot their TVs between 11:30 and midnight last night.
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Reason #15: Because The Other Guy Is Funnier
See the latest promo for “The Late Show” and tell me which guy you’d rather have at your Super Bowl Party.
Reason #14: Leno Steals from Howard Stern
Jay Leno can’t even generate most of his own content. It is widely acknowledged that he steals material (and talent) from Howard Stern, for example. Why should we watch someone who isn’t funny on their own?
Fortunately for us, Howard Stern is able to make fun of the whole situation and do a great impersonation of Leno:
Reason #13: Too Gutless to Call Conan
Despite all that he did to him, Jay hasn’t even called Conan to talk in person or apologize.
Reason #12: He Doesn’t Blame Conan
Jay told us all we shouldn’t blame Conan for this mess. Say what?
Reason #9: He’s Soiling Johnny’s Brand
When you retire from the Tonight Show, you’re supposed to share a nice moment with Bette Midler and then ride off into the television sunset. And if you comeback to late night, it should only be to visit Dave.
Reason #8: Only One Person Could Do The Tonight Show In His 60’s…
…and it isn’t Jay Leno.
This clip is Jay’s original announcement that he was going to turn over his show to Conan in 2009.
